1 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:30,920 THE BLACK HOLE 2 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:39,080 A LIFE WORTH LIVING 3 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,360 What are your plans while you are here in Estonia? 4 00:01:54,760 --> 00:02:00,160 We are going to a spa tomorrow, aren't we, dear? 5 00:02:01,840 --> 00:02:05,640 (in Finnish) They have... what do you call it? 6 00:02:05,840 --> 00:02:09,720 (in Finnish) Beauticians, hairdressers, pedicures. 7 00:02:09,840 --> 00:02:13,560 Yes. We're going to get massages and go to the dentist too. 8 00:02:13,640 --> 00:02:16,600 And then we head back home to Helsinki to work. 9 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:24,840 Ask her. 10 00:02:27,680 --> 00:02:35,120 Yes, Salme... we were wondering... maybe there is a chance... 11 00:02:36,080 --> 00:02:40,040 Maybe Juho needs more workers at his laundromat? 12 00:02:44,880 --> 00:02:49,760 (in Finnish) Juho, darling, do you need extra workers? 13 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:54,200 (in Finnish) Maret and Sirje would like to come work in Helsinki. 14 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:03,440 (in Finnish) No, I don't. We just got in new workers from Ukraine. 15 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:11,920 Not at the moment, unfortunately. Some Ukrainians just came. 16 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:17,040 We're just asking. - Yes, just in case. 17 00:03:36,440 --> 00:03:38,280 Did you see Salme's teeth? 18 00:03:41,480 --> 00:03:44,960 Her mouth is full of pearls. - And that crystal... 19 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:48,560 I don't even know if I could ever afford the dentist. 20 00:03:48,640 --> 00:03:50,960 If I could, I'd go to Finland in a second. 21 00:03:51,320 --> 00:03:53,680 Reet from the sausage factory ― 22 00:03:53,960 --> 00:03:56,400 her daughter is working two jobs in Finland. 23 00:03:58,400 --> 00:04:00,760 She's a waitress and a stripper. 24 00:04:02,240 --> 00:04:07,680 Well, if you're young and you have something to show off, why not. 25 00:04:08,880 --> 00:04:10,400 Sure, why not. 26 00:04:11,640 --> 00:04:16,800 I wish I could go to a spa. Have you ever been? I haven't. 27 00:04:19,920 --> 00:04:23,520 It's a disaster how little working people earn in Estonia. 28 00:04:23,760 --> 00:04:28,360 Salaries are one thing, but they have pensions in Finland. 29 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:33,600 And now there are the Ukrainians too. What can you do? 30 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:35,840 Sirje! 31 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:38,360 Jesus! - Excuse me. 32 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:40,440 Villem! What is it? 33 00:04:40,520 --> 00:04:42,560 Sorry I startled you. 34 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:46,120 I happened to hear your discussion. 35 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,560 So what? - I have an offer for you. 36 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:52,400 A Finn is looking for Estonian ladies to work in his cleaning company. 37 00:04:52,760 --> 00:04:54,600 I can introduce you. 38 00:05:11,120 --> 00:05:12,920 And it's that easy. 39 00:05:13,600 --> 00:05:15,320 Now it's your turn. 40 00:05:15,520 --> 00:05:18,440 Put your hands as wide as is comfortable for you. 41 00:05:18,560 --> 00:05:24,720 Go down as low as you can, but keep a 90 degree angle here. 42 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:32,160 Let's go! One, two, and up! 43 00:05:32,320 --> 00:05:36,400 Start with 25, then we'll see. 44 00:05:37,120 --> 00:05:45,000 How is it going? Good. Heels down. That's it! Good job, Paul. 45 00:05:46,800 --> 00:05:48,640 Try harder! 46 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:51,560 Are you men or macaroni? 47 00:06:56,840 --> 00:06:58,400 Do you need help? 48 00:06:58,560 --> 00:07:00,080 I'm ugly. 49 00:07:02,160 --> 00:07:04,280 I'm just so terribly ugly. 50 00:07:07,760 --> 00:07:12,200 Calm down. It's okay. 51 00:07:13,440 --> 00:07:15,600 Come now, stand up. 52 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,640 It's alright. 53 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:03,360 They were totally drunk when I got home from the gym. 54 00:08:07,080 --> 00:08:09,120 That Piret was there too. 55 00:08:15,480 --> 00:08:22,760 Then Peeter said that if my fat ass didn't like it, I should get out. 56 00:08:23,920 --> 00:08:25,600 That's what he said. 57 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:33,159 I guess it's not the first time he's hurt you? 58 00:08:41,760 --> 00:08:44,000 He was drunk. I should have just left. 59 00:08:44,080 --> 00:08:48,840 Hey! Listen! You can forget about Peeter. 60 00:08:51,480 --> 00:08:55,640 You can stay here as long as you need. 61 00:08:58,240 --> 00:08:59,680 Thanks. 62 00:09:07,880 --> 00:09:09,880 Uma? 63 00:09:14,440 --> 00:09:16,160 Uma? 64 00:09:22,160 --> 00:09:24,120 I heard weird noises. 65 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:28,480 What kind of noises? - I don't know. 66 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,640 In the kitchen. 67 00:09:32,120 --> 00:09:34,840 There's no one here but us. 68 00:09:41,280 --> 00:09:43,360 Can I stay here next to you? 69 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,840 I'm scared. 70 00:09:50,720 --> 00:09:53,240 Sure. 71 00:10:16,440 --> 00:10:20,160 I'm sorry for waking you up, Uma. - It's okay. 72 00:10:24,640 --> 00:10:26,880 You're so good to me. 73 00:10:30,320 --> 00:10:32,840 I almost don't believe that you exist. 74 00:11:58,280 --> 00:12:00,600 Here, put some color on. - You think? 75 00:12:01,560 --> 00:12:04,680 You have to, if you want to get the job. 76 00:12:06,200 --> 00:12:08,120 I know what men like. 77 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:21,400 Hey Villem, how much is the Finn going to pay us per day? 78 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:23,880 He's paying a lot. 79 00:12:24,440 --> 00:12:28,560 How many other Estonians are there? - A few. 80 00:12:30,480 --> 00:12:34,880 Any other nationalities there? - Yes, there are. 81 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:41,160 He has no pants on. 82 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:46,120 Stop! Stop the car! 83 00:12:52,760 --> 00:12:55,320 You pervert! - Disgusting! You nasty man! 84 00:12:55,520 --> 00:12:58,400 I'm going to tell the police. 85 00:12:58,520 --> 00:13:01,680 I'm going to tell everybody in our building. 86 00:13:21,160 --> 00:13:22,880 I'm not going to wait. 87 00:13:24,560 --> 00:13:28,080 I can't take another step. - I'm going. 88 00:13:56,000 --> 00:14:01,120 I am Kri-in-Poulsen from the Andromeda Nebula. 89 00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:05,840 I want to offer you a job for a very good rate. 90 00:14:05,920 --> 00:14:08,920 You are all perverts, that's who you are. 91 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:14,520 A thousand euros a day, in cash. 92 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:17,800 What would I have to do? 93 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,680 You don't have to do anything. 94 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:24,680 Just lie there calmly. 95 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:26,520 Dream on! 96 00:14:28,520 --> 00:14:33,960 I'm a member of a research group 97 00:14:34,040 --> 00:14:39,360 interested in post-middle age female homo sapiens 98 00:14:39,480 --> 00:14:44,200 currently inhabiting the Milky Way galaxy. 99 00:14:51,600 --> 00:14:58,680 Your contribution to science would be 100 00:14:58,760 --> 00:15:02,680 invaluable for our research group. 101 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,960 When would the work start? 102 00:15:15,440 --> 00:15:17,520 Right away. 103 00:16:13,480 --> 00:16:18,000 How do you feel, Mrs. Sirje? 104 00:16:22,120 --> 00:16:26,000 I don't know... good. 105 00:16:27,760 --> 00:16:31,160 We will now remove your internal organs. 106 00:16:31,400 --> 00:16:35,160 This process is completely painless. 107 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:42,080 And might even be pleasant for the homo sapiens. 108 00:16:42,920 --> 00:16:45,240 Now relax. 109 00:17:22,839 --> 00:17:28,920 How is it possible that I'm alive without my heart? 110 00:17:29,040 --> 00:17:34,040 That is the secret of Andromeda. 111 00:17:47,200 --> 00:17:50,640 What is that smell, orange oil? It's my favorite. 112 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:53,040 Really? 113 00:17:54,960 --> 00:17:56,280 Mine too. 114 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:58,240 You really are the best. 115 00:18:59,760 --> 00:19:02,240 Women are always the best. 116 00:19:05,680 --> 00:19:08,160 In the bath and in bed too. 117 00:19:10,120 --> 00:19:12,880 It's been proven scientifically. 118 00:19:13,520 --> 00:19:17,240 Women have a 65 percent chance of orgasm with men ― 119 00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:21,920 but more than 80 percent chance with other women. 120 00:19:22,480 --> 00:19:24,200 Really? 121 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:47,720 Thank you Mrs. Sirje for this invaluable work. 122 00:19:52,720 --> 00:19:55,000 We will see you tomorrow. 123 00:19:55,080 --> 00:19:56,840 I have a question... 124 00:19:56,920 --> 00:20:01,800 Can I bring my friend Maret with me next time? 125 00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,360 It would be more fun together. 126 00:20:06,440 --> 00:20:09,600 She also has a very interesting organism. 127 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:19,120 Alright. We will see you tomorrow at one. 128 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:46,680 Those aliens are even stupider than the Finns. 129 00:20:46,760 --> 00:20:48,880 You have to take money away from the idiots. 130 00:20:48,960 --> 00:20:54,520 Maret! Maret, look! Just like Salme's. 131 00:20:54,960 --> 00:21:00,640 They seem stretchy enough. 132 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:05,160 These are good. Give me two pairs. 133 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,360 Maret, this is a gift for you. 134 00:21:10,840 --> 00:21:15,040 By tonight, you'll be so rich you can make money soup if you want. 135 00:22:08,120 --> 00:22:12,240 A few more years, and I'll be up there too. 136 00:22:18,360 --> 00:22:21,880 You can do anything you set your mind to. 137 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:32,880 My muscles just won't grow. 138 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:37,000 I have my mother's fat gene so I'll be a lard ass. 139 00:22:37,080 --> 00:22:39,720 Oh, come on! You are totally fine. 140 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,760 Peeter certainly didn't think so. 141 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,960 I think you're a very beautiful person. 142 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:51,920 Women would have so few complexes and traumas without men. 143 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:57,600 Even all the wars were started by men. 144 00:22:58,520 --> 00:23:00,400 Did you know that every year, 145 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:03,960 more women die from domestic abuse than people do in traffic? 146 00:23:07,320 --> 00:23:10,160 Women should rule the world. 147 00:23:14,240 --> 00:23:16,400 Why do we even need men at all? 148 00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:25,000 Well, for sperm donors. 149 00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,760 Yeah, you're right. 150 00:23:44,160 --> 00:23:45,760 Damn! 151 00:23:51,880 --> 00:23:53,640 Jesus! Did you see that? - What is it? 152 00:23:53,720 --> 00:23:56,560 I think I saw a spider. A huge one. - Where? 153 00:23:56,640 --> 00:23:58,240 There, near the kitchen, it was huge. 154 00:23:58,320 --> 00:24:00,360 Like this big. 155 00:24:01,640 --> 00:24:03,600 Did you really see a spider? 156 00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:06,240 Of course! I didn't make it up! 157 00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:11,640 It really looked like a spider! And it was huge! 158 00:24:29,160 --> 00:24:31,760 God, you are afraid of spiders too? 159 00:24:36,640 --> 00:24:38,000 Me? 160 00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:44,320 I'm not afraid of anything or anyone. 161 00:24:47,680 --> 00:24:49,080 Watch your head! 162 00:25:02,520 --> 00:25:05,840 I promise to protect you from all the dangers in the world. 163 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:12,000 Be it war, violent men or spiders. 164 00:25:22,160 --> 00:25:23,480 Hold on. 165 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:33,280 "Teddy bear was a bad boy and is very sorry." 166 00:25:33,360 --> 00:25:37,120 "He's waiting for his kitten to return home." 167 00:25:46,440 --> 00:25:47,720 Who was it? 168 00:25:47,800 --> 00:25:51,600 Work. They asked about my next shift. 169 00:26:28,480 --> 00:26:31,640 Look, that should be our planet Earth. 170 00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,960 It looks so small and insignificant. 171 00:26:39,040 --> 00:26:42,360 From up here, people seem so pointless. 172 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:48,840 Nice. It's really nice here. Much nicer than any spa on the Earth. 173 00:26:52,000 --> 00:26:54,920 Salme would turn greener than that 174 00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:58,600 shrimp behind me if she saw see us now. 175 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:11,800 Salme couldn't dream of a paradise like this. 176 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:17,560 My back is itching. - Well scratch It then. 177 00:27:18,000 --> 00:27:23,240 With what? I have no arms. - Oh, right. 178 00:27:25,920 --> 00:27:30,320 Hey! Could you scratch my back? 179 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:56,640 He looks so slimy but his tentacles are so velvety. 180 00:28:02,720 --> 00:28:06,880 Hey, you, green slug. Come rub me too. 181 00:28:19,520 --> 00:28:21,960 They really know how to massage ― 182 00:28:22,720 --> 00:28:28,280 but I do not know if I could share a bed with him. 183 00:28:28,920 --> 00:28:30,880 You don't have to. 184 00:28:31,640 --> 00:28:38,040 It's important they have a good heart and pay us a thousand euros each. 185 00:28:44,840 --> 00:28:51,400 Sirje, I only have one dream. 186 00:28:51,760 --> 00:28:54,200 That I marry a foreigner. 187 00:28:55,280 --> 00:29:03,840 So I don't ever have to go back home to all that dirt, envy, and darkness. 188 00:29:04,320 --> 00:29:08,000 No point in marrying Estonian men. They are all whimps. 189 00:29:14,800 --> 00:29:21,800 Sirje, maybe we could marry one of these shrimps? 190 00:29:24,880 --> 00:29:32,200 Like Salme ― I wondered how she could live with a fat, bald man. 191 00:29:32,360 --> 00:29:33,640 But she can. 192 00:29:39,400 --> 00:29:43,360 If I could choose one of them, I would take Kri-in-Poulsen. 193 00:29:43,760 --> 00:29:47,560 He has the most muscular tentacles ― 194 00:29:49,040 --> 00:29:52,640 and he's masculine, like some state leader or something. 195 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:57,160 Yes, he's muscular. 196 00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:02,400 But I'm not sure if I could kiss him. 197 00:30:19,960 --> 00:30:25,160 Sirje, you are the most beautiful and the best human being in world. 198 00:30:25,280 --> 00:30:29,120 Maret, let's just enjoy it! 199 00:30:36,760 --> 00:30:42,080 And everything starts all over again! 200 00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:13,760 Good morning. 201 00:31:16,560 --> 00:31:18,800 Hi. - Here you go. 202 00:31:24,680 --> 00:31:26,280 Thanks. 203 00:32:02,760 --> 00:32:04,640 What was that? 204 00:32:35,640 --> 00:32:41,400 Uma, what is that? Don't tell me it's that spider. 205 00:32:53,840 --> 00:32:56,360 I got it. I threw it out. 206 00:33:06,640 --> 00:33:10,960 You are my hero. You are just so brave. 207 00:33:37,600 --> 00:33:42,560 Today we will analyze your bite. 208 00:33:42,880 --> 00:33:44,480 Oh geez... 209 00:33:47,800 --> 00:33:55,000 Don't worry, we're just going to take all your teeth out 210 00:33:55,400 --> 00:33:59,240 and then put them back in again. 211 00:33:59,600 --> 00:34:01,960 What if... 212 00:34:03,080 --> 00:34:09,480 What if you keep my teeth for your studies ― 213 00:34:10,560 --> 00:34:17,679 and give me new ones instead? White and strong ones. 214 00:34:21,600 --> 00:34:28,400 That would be a wonderful donation to our research. 215 00:34:31,280 --> 00:34:35,920 But can you also put a crystal on each tooth? 216 00:34:36,800 --> 00:34:40,840 And make each crystal a different color? 217 00:34:44,159 --> 00:34:46,440 We can try. 218 00:35:40,080 --> 00:35:43,320 I am not some dish rag to be squeezed around. 219 00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:45,640 We agreed that I just lie there. 220 00:35:46,520 --> 00:35:49,200 I'm sorry, Mrs. Sirje. 221 00:35:50,960 --> 00:35:55,280 I will pay you double for the hardship. 222 00:35:57,040 --> 00:36:02,240 Get some rest. Tomorrow is a very important day. 223 00:36:02,400 --> 00:36:05,400 We're going to start studying your brains. 224 00:36:05,480 --> 00:36:09,720 We were wondering ― 225 00:36:10,200 --> 00:36:13,520 how big are the pensions in your nebula? 226 00:36:14,600 --> 00:36:17,800 Why do you want to know that? 227 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:21,240 Well, we were thinking we'd move up there with you. 228 00:36:21,600 --> 00:36:24,040 That we'd get out of here for good. 229 00:36:26,720 --> 00:36:29,720 You? But you are homo sapiens? 230 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,880 Yes, homo sapiens. So what? 231 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,240 It's not possible for you to move to Andromeda. 232 00:36:36,360 --> 00:36:37,800 Why is that? 233 00:36:38,160 --> 00:36:43,000 In the civilized world all people are paid pensions. 234 00:36:43,440 --> 00:36:45,600 In Finland, migrants immediately get a living permit 235 00:36:45,680 --> 00:36:47,760 if they are in the country long enough. 236 00:36:48,160 --> 00:36:50,400 I understand your interest 237 00:36:50,880 --> 00:36:55,400 and much appreciate your contribution, dear ladies ― 238 00:36:56,080 --> 00:37:01,080 but you have to understand that Andromeda is a higher civilization. 239 00:37:01,200 --> 00:37:04,240 You are our test objects. 240 00:37:04,360 --> 00:37:10,160 We are not some rats or rabbits! 241 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:15,080 Look at yourself. You have slime dripping out of every hole. 242 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,720 Intelligent, huh? You're just a pile of rotten jelly! 243 00:37:20,040 --> 00:37:22,680 I wouldn't even cook a creature like you, you make me sick. 244 00:37:22,760 --> 00:37:24,160 You hear me? 245 00:37:27,120 --> 00:37:29,880 The contract is up! 246 00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,680 You jerks! 247 00:37:36,800 --> 00:37:42,480 Get back to your slime! Go find some other idiots to probe! 248 00:37:55,760 --> 00:38:01,080 Brand new teeth and four thousand euros, that's worth something too. 249 00:38:01,560 --> 00:38:04,880 I just don't want to go back to the sausage factory. 250 00:38:04,960 --> 00:38:06,720 What choice do you have? 251 00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:13,960 Why are you saying that? - It's all your fault. 252 00:38:14,840 --> 00:38:16,760 You ruined our chances at a life. 253 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:21,000 Just think how much more we could have earned from those slime balls. 254 00:38:22,920 --> 00:38:24,880 Sirje, how am I to blame? 255 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:29,720 You wanted a pension and citizenship too. 256 00:38:29,840 --> 00:38:32,600 You started it with your foreign husband talk. 257 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:36,840 When you get in the bath at home, take a look in the mirror. 258 00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:41,000 Mouth full of colored rocks. Who will want you like this? 259 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:45,800 The slime balls didn't want you and no human will either. 260 00:38:46,520 --> 00:38:50,240 The sausage factory is the only place for you. 261 00:39:01,800 --> 00:39:05,320 It would look nice. It's the same color. 262 00:39:06,880 --> 00:39:08,400 You can try it too. - No. 263 00:39:08,480 --> 00:39:11,160 Why? - Show me how it works. 264 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,280 See, it even works from here. 265 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:48,840 Mariliis! 266 00:39:51,680 --> 00:39:53,880 Wait, Mariliis! 267 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,360 Let me go. 268 00:39:58,720 --> 00:40:02,320 Calm down! Listen to me, Mariliis. 269 00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,280 Wait! 270 00:40:19,640 --> 00:40:21,080 Come here! 271 00:40:34,080 --> 00:40:35,560 What's happening? 272 00:40:37,240 --> 00:40:38,800 What is going on? 273 00:41:04,320 --> 00:41:07,240 They will write their own testimonies. 274 00:41:22,360 --> 00:41:24,160 Get MacGyver. 275 00:41:27,360 --> 00:41:30,400 Mardo Laradze, this one's for you. 276 00:41:35,240 --> 00:41:36,600 Move on. 277 00:42:00,160 --> 00:42:05,600 Show me again, calmly ― 278 00:42:07,200 --> 00:42:11,040 how big was this spider of yours? 279 00:42:27,640 --> 00:42:29,000 I see. 280 00:42:37,880 --> 00:42:44,520 Now, take me to your spider, ladies! 281 00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:02,000 You can stay here 282 00:43:03,600 --> 00:43:05,960 and listen to the radio. 283 00:43:15,960 --> 00:43:22,120 The ability to believe and to forget is lost. 284 00:43:22,320 --> 00:43:28,320 Your beautiful voice and bare words in your mouth, 285 00:43:28,760 --> 00:43:35,520 Your lips and eyes are like autumn. 286 00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:41,920 Who will make the bed for the snowberries? 287 00:43:42,400 --> 00:43:48,800 In whose eyes will you see the blanket of frost. 288 00:43:49,920 --> 00:43:56,760 Around you, only dreams and wind are left... 289 00:44:12,120 --> 00:44:15,760 You no longer have anything to fear, ladies. 290 00:44:16,520 --> 00:44:21,400 Now go back and continue your young lives where you left off. 291 00:44:26,200 --> 00:44:31,640 You can decide for yourself what to do with that creature. 292 00:44:32,080 --> 00:44:38,520 A rare specimen, that's for sure. 293 00:45:09,840 --> 00:45:11,720 It's dead. 294 00:45:22,080 --> 00:45:23,480 Uma! 295 00:45:49,680 --> 00:45:53,480 Where are you going? - None of your business. 296 00:45:54,480 --> 00:45:57,160 Wait... - Let me go! 297 00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:02,320 I will throw it out now, I promise... - You lied to me. 298 00:46:06,880 --> 00:46:09,400 Mariliis, please. - Stop it! 299 00:46:25,640 --> 00:46:27,440 I am sorry. 300 00:46:31,240 --> 00:46:33,760 I shouldn't have lied to you. 301 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:39,800 I was scared. 302 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:47,200 I'm really scared of spiders. I'm afraid of ― 303 00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:52,160 I am scared of everything. 304 00:46:53,720 --> 00:46:55,360 Coward! 305 00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:23,720 Police have received several reports of such creatures, 306 00:49:23,800 --> 00:49:29,640 but they are actually very sweet animals 307 00:49:29,720 --> 00:49:33,080 who just need human company. 308 00:49:34,800 --> 00:49:38,360 They love to eat. A lot actually. 309 00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:42,840 This one's quite small. 310 00:49:45,600 --> 00:49:48,360 It's starting to eat... 311 00:49:59,440 --> 00:50:03,160 Hello! - Maret, listen, get ready, quickly. 312 00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:08,080 We're leaving for Sweden. We're being offered work as nannies. 313 00:50:11,200 --> 00:50:13,320 When are you going? 314 00:50:13,480 --> 00:50:19,360 Right now. Together. I'll be there in five minutes. 315 00:50:22,320 --> 00:50:24,200 Together? 316 00:50:27,280 --> 00:50:29,640 Sirje, you told me... 317 00:50:29,720 --> 00:50:33,320 That was a joke, I didn't mean it. 318 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,800 You are my best friend. 319 00:50:43,040 --> 00:50:47,280 Well, alright... let's go. 320 00:51:11,040 --> 00:51:12,560 Hey there. 321 00:51:17,360 --> 00:51:19,920 Unexpected meeting, huh? 322 00:51:20,080 --> 00:51:21,880 Listen. 323 00:51:25,360 --> 00:51:31,440 Well, what do we have here? 324 00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:34,400 I'm looking for you all over the city and ― 325 00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,120 you're fucking around with some random slut? 326 00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:41,360 Peeter, calm down... I can explain. - No need. I get it. 327 00:51:41,680 --> 00:51:45,200 You fucking lesbo! You purple bitch. 328 00:51:54,080 --> 00:51:56,680 Fucking hell! 329 00:51:58,000 --> 00:52:00,240 I will pound you so hard that 330 00:52:00,320 --> 00:52:03,760 even the ugliest cunt won't look at you any more. 331 00:52:16,080 --> 00:52:19,200 Hey, guys, what's up? 332 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:21,560 Jüri... fucking hell... 333 00:52:24,680 --> 00:52:26,920 All three of you fucking one girl? 334 00:52:27,520 --> 00:52:34,120 You dick fucker aren't going to tell me who I can fuck and who I can't! 335 00:52:34,520 --> 00:52:37,680 You're the dick fucker. Wife beater! 336 00:52:51,240 --> 00:52:53,400 Peeter, stop it! 337 00:53:00,440 --> 00:53:02,440 Please stop. 338 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:06,920 Cops. 339 00:53:18,440 --> 00:53:21,080 Get your ass up. Let's go home. 340 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:24,960 Hey! 341 00:53:26,400 --> 00:53:30,000 What are you whining about? What's wrong? 342 00:53:34,160 --> 00:53:37,080 Don't you get that I love you? 343 00:53:43,280 --> 00:53:45,840 These bitches fucking make me sick. 344 00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,360 I fucking don't get it. 345 00:54:23,640 --> 00:54:25,560 Are you very hurt? 346 00:54:38,840 --> 00:54:40,160 Jüri. 347 00:54:42,080 --> 00:54:43,520 Mariliis. 348 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:12,320 THE MYSTERY OF THE WOODEN SHOE 349 00:55:17,440 --> 00:55:22,560 It's disgusting when a woman has fat hooks hanging over her pants. 350 00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:30,120 I told Mariliis to go to the gym. 351 00:55:30,880 --> 00:55:34,120 It makes me sick to my stomach to fuck a fat ass like that. 352 00:55:34,200 --> 00:55:36,520 I mean really... you can't live like that. 353 00:55:36,600 --> 00:55:39,240 Yeah, a woman should be so small my arm can reach around her 354 00:55:39,320 --> 00:55:40,640 or I'll dump her fat ass. 355 00:55:40,720 --> 00:55:42,120 Fucking wrong wrench. 356 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:44,920 And if she doesn't listen, she needs a good smack. 357 00:55:45,280 --> 00:55:47,960 After that it's nice and quiet for a while. 358 00:55:49,000 --> 00:55:52,920 Dude, I banged two broads at the same time this weekend. 359 00:55:53,200 --> 00:55:56,120 Two at once? You got two dicks or something? 360 00:55:56,200 --> 00:55:59,680 Laugh all you want, but you'd cry if you saw those tits. 361 00:55:59,840 --> 00:56:03,000 Fuck, all four were bouncing like basketballs. 362 00:56:05,560 --> 00:56:09,480 Jürr, how was your weekend? How many whores did you bang? 363 00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:14,760 Jürr has never had a woman. You don't have women, you take them. 364 00:56:14,960 --> 00:56:17,280 Jürrr, maybe you're just a fag? 365 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:56,760 I have some bad news. I have to let you go. 366 00:57:06,720 --> 00:57:09,640 What do you mean? - It's not about you at all. 367 00:57:09,760 --> 00:57:14,400 You're a good man but times are slow. 368 00:57:15,480 --> 00:57:19,840 I need to cut costs. Prices are going up and it's a mess. 369 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,760 But why me? 370 00:57:23,640 --> 00:57:28,240 They all have families and children. Peeter's separated, but still. 371 00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:31,400 They'd take it harder, you're a bachelor. 372 00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:33,480 You'll find something else. 373 00:57:35,600 --> 00:57:38,840 They're always looking for construction crew in Finland. 374 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:41,640 You'll make it. 375 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:43,920 This rare conjunction of planets announces 376 00:58:44,160 --> 00:58:50,160 the arrival of the long-awaited Age of Aquarius. 377 00:58:50,520 --> 00:58:51,720 Your foot. 378 00:58:51,800 --> 00:58:55,000 Our current values and conceptions of how the world works 379 00:58:55,080 --> 00:58:58,440 are being tested by Saturn. 380 00:58:59,680 --> 00:59:06,120 The Earth's Stargates are open thanks to this special conjunction. 381 00:59:06,520 --> 00:59:09,880 It's possible that extraterrestrial civilizations 382 00:59:09,960 --> 00:59:12,440 will try to make contact with you, 383 00:59:12,960 --> 00:59:18,600 or that our common sense will experience something inexplicable. 384 00:59:34,480 --> 00:59:37,600 Young man, you must be from apartment 88? 385 00:59:37,720 --> 00:59:39,000 I am. 386 00:59:39,280 --> 00:59:44,200 I am your new neighbor, Wolfgang from Austria. Just call me Wolf. 387 00:59:46,000 --> 00:59:47,320 Jüri. 388 00:59:48,800 --> 00:59:51,400 Do you live alone or with family? 389 00:59:56,880 --> 00:59:59,880 I live with my mom... - Your mother is retired? 390 01:00:00,520 --> 01:00:04,120 Retired and also works part-time at the news stand. 391 01:00:05,440 --> 01:00:07,880 Listen, Jüri, I sell top quality 392 01:00:07,960 --> 01:00:11,120 Austrian vacuum cleaners door to door. 393 01:00:11,240 --> 01:00:13,160 Maybe you are interested? 394 01:00:17,360 --> 01:00:21,240 Well... you'd have to ask my mom. 395 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:26,560 Well, if you don't mind, I will stop 396 01:00:26,640 --> 01:00:29,760 by later to present the machine to you. 397 01:00:58,280 --> 01:00:59,960 Unbelievable! 398 01:01:00,480 --> 01:01:02,720 Dear Ilmi, don't despair. 399 01:01:02,960 --> 01:01:07,040 You're not lazy, your vacuum just isn't powerful enough. 400 01:01:09,160 --> 01:01:11,400 Do you know who these are? 401 01:01:17,720 --> 01:01:20,120 Some kind of bugs. - Good job, Jüri! 402 01:01:21,240 --> 01:01:23,760 These are dust mites and they make dust. 403 01:01:23,840 --> 01:01:26,840 These horrible creatures are everywhere. 404 01:01:26,920 --> 01:01:30,920 In your pillows and blankets, in your sheets and in your clothes. 405 01:01:31,240 --> 01:01:34,480 You can't get rid of them with a regular vacuum. 406 01:01:39,400 --> 01:01:42,320 I wonder what something like that costs? 407 01:01:42,680 --> 01:01:47,840 12,000 euros with a payment plan. 10,000 if you pay cash up front. 408 01:01:48,080 --> 01:01:49,600 My goodness! 409 01:01:50,600 --> 01:01:53,360 Isn't that too much for a vacuum? 410 01:01:53,480 --> 01:01:55,840 This machine will last a lifetime. 411 01:01:55,960 --> 01:01:58,120 And your children's lifetime. And 412 01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:01,000 their children's. If you ever have any. 413 01:02:03,240 --> 01:02:05,560 Austrian technology never gets old. 414 01:02:07,200 --> 01:02:12,160 Young man, you take it. And you, Ilmi, turn your back. 415 01:02:17,360 --> 01:02:19,360 Put the nozzle against her. 416 01:02:22,520 --> 01:02:25,280 Keep moving it around. 417 01:02:29,600 --> 01:02:31,720 Go on, very good. 418 01:02:33,240 --> 01:02:36,960 Make circles, write number eight. 419 01:02:39,960 --> 01:02:44,880 How does it feel, Ilmi? - That's nice. Really good! 420 01:02:48,520 --> 01:02:49,960 Alright, that's enough. 421 01:02:50,040 --> 01:02:54,080 This small nozzle works great for massaging 422 01:02:54,160 --> 01:02:56,920 your mother's tired back after work. 423 01:02:57,080 --> 01:02:59,720 But that's not all. 424 01:03:12,000 --> 01:03:13,560 Can you smell that? 425 01:03:14,800 --> 01:03:17,080 Liebe die Wälder von Vienna. 426 01:03:19,480 --> 01:03:22,000 Love in a Viennese Forest. 427 01:03:23,320 --> 01:03:30,400 Jüri! This will pay for itself if even the grandchildren can use it. 428 01:03:31,520 --> 01:03:34,720 I can pay in cash right away. - That would be swell! 429 01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:41,360 Mom, you have a vacuum cleaner. You were saving up for a trip. 430 01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:50,120 You know what, Wolf. This is a very big purchase. 431 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,960 We need to think about it. 432 01:03:59,200 --> 01:04:01,040 And it's getting late. 433 01:04:02,400 --> 01:04:04,480 Alright. Up to you. 434 01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:19,920 May I use your toilet? 435 01:04:36,080 --> 01:04:38,080 Very interesting apartment. 436 01:04:39,680 --> 01:04:42,320 This must be Jüri's room? 437 01:04:43,840 --> 01:04:46,680 No, this is my room. 438 01:04:47,680 --> 01:04:50,400 Jüri sleeps on the living room couch. 439 01:04:59,040 --> 01:05:01,280 The place needs work. 440 01:05:01,560 --> 01:05:04,880 After Heldur's death, everything has started to decay. 441 01:05:05,000 --> 01:05:07,240 That's what machines are for. 442 01:05:08,360 --> 01:05:11,720 My Supermax is at least half as good as Heldur. 443 01:05:15,880 --> 01:05:17,560 Gute Nacht. 444 01:05:18,680 --> 01:05:20,760 Have beautiful dreams. 445 01:05:28,440 --> 01:05:31,040 He was suspicious. - Gute Nacht! 446 01:05:52,360 --> 01:05:59,360 Jüri! Jüri! 447 01:06:40,760 --> 01:06:42,960 It has been discovered that there are 448 01:06:43,040 --> 01:06:45,840 enormous black holes in the middle of most galaxies. 449 01:06:45,920 --> 01:06:48,600 The gravitational field is so strong that 450 01:06:48,680 --> 01:06:52,240 it absorbs even the smallest particles of light. 451 01:06:53,320 --> 01:06:56,120 We can only imagine what kinds of findings 452 01:06:56,200 --> 01:06:59,480 the new James Webb Telescope will bring us. 453 01:06:59,880 --> 01:07:03,560 More recent theories of quantum physics already claim ― 454 01:07:03,640 --> 01:07:06,200 that black holes can be used to move 455 01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:09,280 between other dimensions or space-time. 456 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:13,560 This is actually very old knowledge. 457 01:07:15,240 --> 01:07:18,920 There is definite proof that a portal like the black hole 458 01:07:19,000 --> 01:07:23,040 was located on the Pyramids of Cheops in Egypt. 459 01:07:27,720 --> 01:07:30,400 There have been recent accounts of creatures 460 01:07:30,480 --> 01:07:32,880 that are able to move between 461 01:07:32,960 --> 01:07:38,080 different realities at certain astronomical instances. 462 01:09:02,399 --> 01:09:10,920 The criminals are targeting people who keep large sums of money at home. 463 01:09:11,160 --> 01:09:13,399 We ask everyone to be vigilant 464 01:09:13,479 --> 01:09:17,120 and to report any suspicious behavior to the police. 465 01:09:17,200 --> 01:09:22,520 And keep your money in the bank, not in a suitcase under your bed. 466 01:09:30,880 --> 01:09:33,680 The banks are a bunch of crooks. 467 01:09:52,880 --> 01:09:55,880 It's so nice to watch your child eat. 468 01:09:57,960 --> 01:10:02,960 Eat, eat, it's hard work looking for a job. 469 01:10:18,400 --> 01:10:21,640 Here's some pocket money for you. - Thanks. 470 01:10:23,160 --> 01:10:25,760 I'm off to work. 471 01:11:52,360 --> 01:11:54,200 How much can I get for these? 472 01:12:10,000 --> 01:12:17,040 Who do you like ― blondes, red heads or brunettes? 473 01:12:24,600 --> 01:12:32,240 I used to only look at blondes but then I married a brunette. 474 01:12:33,760 --> 01:12:37,520 And, honestly, I have no regrets. 475 01:12:40,080 --> 01:12:43,760 That's 15 euros. - For all of them? 476 01:12:45,600 --> 01:12:49,240 They aren't timeless yet. 477 01:12:55,000 --> 01:13:01,640 If you find anything else like this, you can always come to me. 478 01:13:10,800 --> 01:13:12,240 Thanks. 479 01:13:24,040 --> 01:13:25,480 What...?! 480 01:13:26,480 --> 01:13:28,360 Fuck! 481 01:16:20,800 --> 01:16:25,800 Where are you off to this early? - For my trial day. 482 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:34,320 Where? - I'll tell you later. 483 01:16:40,320 --> 01:16:45,520 Wait, I haven't even made your porridge yet. 484 01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:47,400 I'm not hungry. 485 01:17:50,960 --> 01:17:55,800 Good morning. I am Jüri Randla, population census taker. 486 01:17:59,760 --> 01:18:02,080 Do you have time for a few words? 487 01:18:05,720 --> 01:18:07,400 Come in. 488 01:18:19,080 --> 01:18:20,760 Take a seat. 489 01:19:12,560 --> 01:19:15,520 Sugar? - No. 490 01:19:48,920 --> 01:19:51,840 Shall we begin? - Yes. 491 01:20:00,200 --> 01:20:05,040 Your name? - Gertrud. Gertrud Zahir. 492 01:20:06,720 --> 01:20:12,600 Occupation? - Housewife. 493 01:20:14,640 --> 01:20:16,720 Who else lives here besides you? 494 01:20:16,800 --> 01:20:22,520 My husband Zahir Zahir. He's a businessman. 495 01:20:50,560 --> 01:20:55,640 Any shared children? - No. 496 01:21:01,280 --> 01:21:07,760 Are you okay? You look terrible. - It's hot in here. 497 01:21:11,120 --> 01:21:13,320 I'll open the balcony door. 498 01:21:27,320 --> 01:21:29,840 Do you want some cold water? 499 01:21:36,400 --> 01:21:38,160 Gertrud. 500 01:22:45,760 --> 01:22:47,240 One sec. 501 01:23:25,640 --> 01:23:32,760 Jüri! Jüri! 502 01:23:36,680 --> 01:23:38,800 What are you doing here so long? 503 01:23:41,440 --> 01:23:46,440 There was... a black hole down there. 504 01:23:50,320 --> 01:23:52,160 A black hole? 505 01:23:54,000 --> 01:23:56,120 I'm your black hole. 506 01:23:57,880 --> 01:24:00,440 Come on now, dessert is waiting. 507 01:24:09,800 --> 01:24:11,480 Jüri! 508 01:25:24,240 --> 01:25:26,920 Yes, Gertrud here. 509 01:25:28,840 --> 01:25:35,160 Hi, this is Jüri Randla. Do you recognize me? 510 01:25:36,120 --> 01:25:40,240 Yes, of course, census taker Jüri. 511 01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:50,760 Put this on, it's cold. And the potatoes are almost ready. 512 01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:55,480 Excuse me, but I have a few more questions to ask. 513 01:25:56,160 --> 01:26:01,000 Well? - I mean... is it... 514 01:26:02,840 --> 01:26:09,000 ...is it alright if I come to see you again, Gertrud? 515 01:26:38,200 --> 01:26:41,960 Drink this, it's good for you. I'm not even going to offer you food. 516 01:26:42,040 --> 01:26:44,800 Later. I need to rest. 517 01:26:54,320 --> 01:26:57,000 I can see that something is troubling you. 518 01:26:57,160 --> 01:27:01,160 It's nothing, work is hard. 519 01:27:04,600 --> 01:27:09,360 It's quite exhausting really, being a census taker. 520 01:27:19,480 --> 01:27:22,400 It hurts to see my child in such pain. 521 01:27:39,320 --> 01:27:43,360 Maybe you should marry her if you like this woman so much? 522 01:27:49,360 --> 01:27:56,120 You have to talk to women and say I love you and please be my wife. 523 01:27:56,680 --> 01:28:01,840 And take her flowers. Be gentle and pamper her. 524 01:28:03,440 --> 01:28:06,720 Women aren't psychics, they can't read your thoughts. 525 01:28:14,400 --> 01:28:18,240 Maybe she doesn't even know how much you like her? 526 01:28:27,240 --> 01:28:35,040 Your father gave this to me. Or actually his mum. It was hers. 527 01:28:45,080 --> 01:28:49,920 Now that you're leaving the nest, you need it more than I do. 528 01:30:14,080 --> 01:30:19,040 These are for you. - How fancy! 529 01:30:22,960 --> 01:30:24,960 Why are you looking at me like that? 530 01:30:28,160 --> 01:30:31,080 Come in, I have a surprise for you. 531 01:31:01,400 --> 01:31:04,760 See, I was expecting you. 532 01:31:11,160 --> 01:31:16,760 Wild alpine meadows, yodelling gentlemen in lederhosen from Tirol. 533 01:31:19,360 --> 01:31:23,280 Coffee shops with Viennese pastries and gypsy violins. 534 01:31:23,680 --> 01:31:26,360 All this together is a wonderful Austria, 535 01:31:27,120 --> 01:31:29,840 the crown jewel of European monarchy. 536 01:31:55,960 --> 01:31:58,560 Shut up if you value your life. 537 01:32:19,760 --> 01:32:22,760 Where do you keep your money? 538 01:32:27,280 --> 01:32:29,840 Where do you keep your money? 539 01:32:31,120 --> 01:32:33,640 Do you feel the cold barrel? 540 01:32:39,240 --> 01:32:42,080 In the bedroom, under the mattress. 541 01:34:25,880 --> 01:34:31,720 Oh, Jüri, I like you. 542 01:34:32,600 --> 01:34:35,400 But I love you, Gertrud. 543 01:34:37,840 --> 01:34:42,600 I feel like I've known you forever, long before we actually met. 544 01:34:47,120 --> 01:34:54,800 Everything that is happening between us feels like a miracle ― 545 01:34:56,480 --> 01:35:01,560 but I can't go on like this. I want to be with you all the time. 546 01:35:03,560 --> 01:35:06,000 I want to take you to the movies ― 547 01:35:08,280 --> 01:35:10,880 and have children with you ― 548 01:35:14,440 --> 01:35:17,360 and to introduce you to my mother. 549 01:35:21,920 --> 01:35:23,880 Will you marry me? 550 01:35:41,880 --> 01:35:43,760 This is for you. 551 01:35:47,440 --> 01:35:52,520 It was worn by my mother and my grandmother. 552 01:36:02,400 --> 01:36:03,960 How pretty. 553 01:36:07,080 --> 01:36:09,560 But I'm already married, Jüri. 554 01:36:09,720 --> 01:36:13,480 Doesn't matter. You don't love him. 555 01:36:15,360 --> 01:36:20,400 I have it all figured out. We'll run away to Finland. 556 01:36:21,640 --> 01:36:25,960 I can work in construction. I'll get very rich. 557 01:36:27,240 --> 01:36:30,880 I will build us a house, or a castle. 558 01:36:31,520 --> 01:36:35,640 With swimming pools and stars in the night. 559 01:36:36,760 --> 01:36:40,120 Zahir will never find us. 560 01:36:44,520 --> 01:36:47,200 This relationship with you is getting to me. 561 01:36:47,280 --> 01:36:50,680 I see and hear things that can't exist. 562 01:36:51,600 --> 01:36:56,280 I hear sounds, there is a black hole under your window. 563 01:36:57,480 --> 01:37:03,120 And you are like some dream. 564 01:37:06,320 --> 01:37:08,480 I want you to be real. 565 01:37:10,800 --> 01:37:15,160 Say something... - Oh, Jüri, come here. 566 01:37:15,880 --> 01:37:18,280 Come here... come... 567 01:37:28,920 --> 01:37:30,840 Let's go for a walk. 568 01:37:31,040 --> 01:37:36,000 I know a place in the city where you can see the stars. 569 01:37:36,800 --> 01:37:38,480 I can show you. 570 01:37:43,080 --> 01:37:46,640 If we hurry, we can make it before Zahir gets home. 571 01:38:16,160 --> 01:38:19,560 Wait for me outside. It'll take me a little time. 572 01:38:31,920 --> 01:38:33,280 Jüri. 573 01:38:35,440 --> 01:38:37,280 Come kiss me. 574 01:38:49,920 --> 01:38:53,120 Kiss me in a way that I will remember. 575 01:39:23,720 --> 01:39:26,600 You truly are my black hole, 576 01:39:27,160 --> 01:39:34,320 and all the stars and galaxies and the whole universe. 577 01:42:48,960 --> 01:42:52,080 Hey, guys, what's up? 578 01:42:57,960 --> 01:43:02,360 APPLE PIE 579 01:43:18,880 --> 01:43:24,120 Don't be afraid. Calm down. 580 01:43:25,280 --> 01:43:27,680 I mean you no harm. 581 01:43:28,040 --> 01:43:34,160 What do you all want with me? I'm calling the police, I've had enough! 582 01:43:35,640 --> 01:43:42,320 Don't fret. It's not good for you. 583 01:43:43,240 --> 01:43:49,240 You've been hurt and you need some peace. 584 01:43:50,240 --> 01:43:51,720 Sit. 585 01:43:54,000 --> 01:43:55,720 Relax. 586 01:43:56,880 --> 01:44:04,000 How am I supposed to relax? No more dreaming of Austria for me. 587 01:44:09,280 --> 01:44:12,600 It really is unbelievable 588 01:44:12,880 --> 01:44:19,240 what underdeveloped specimens one can meet in your civilization. 589 01:44:48,280 --> 01:44:50,920 You are so good to me! 590 01:44:52,880 --> 01:44:54,480 My God! 591 01:44:55,760 --> 01:44:59,040 Your tentacles are so soft! 592 01:45:03,600 --> 01:45:08,840 Don't be sad, I can help you. 593 01:45:09,200 --> 01:45:15,520 I am Kri-in-Poulsen from the Andromeda Nebula. 594 01:45:15,760 --> 01:45:20,920 You are very famous. I've seen you on TV. 595 01:45:24,600 --> 01:45:28,880 My goodness, you have traveled a very long way. 596 01:45:29,000 --> 01:45:32,640 Just think, all the way from Andromeda. 597 01:45:34,000 --> 01:45:38,240 And I'm sitting here and sobbing. Please, forgive me. 598 01:45:39,360 --> 01:45:43,120 You have to eat something. You must be hungry. 599 01:45:43,280 --> 01:45:50,160 And we could both use a nice cup of peppermint tea. 600 01:45:52,040 --> 01:45:55,600 No, I'm not hungry at all. 601 01:45:55,920 --> 01:45:58,000 I don't believe that one bit. 602 01:46:01,960 --> 01:46:05,320 It's nice to see someone eat with a real appetite. 603 01:46:13,720 --> 01:46:15,080 Oops! 604 01:46:20,080 --> 01:46:22,480 Oh my! 605 01:46:28,800 --> 01:46:33,600 There's apple pie too. Made from fresh Antonovka apples. 606 01:46:35,880 --> 01:46:39,200 Thank you. I would love a piece. 607 01:47:11,560 --> 01:47:19,560 On Andromeda, we use powdered micro-elements for energy. 608 01:47:21,400 --> 01:47:29,120 You, Mrs. Ilmi, make very good food with a very interesting texture. 609 01:47:30,400 --> 01:47:32,600 Oh, it's nothing... 610 01:47:32,760 --> 01:47:38,000 Would you be willing to join us in the Andromeda Nebula 611 01:47:38,080 --> 01:47:41,200 to teach us the art of cooking? 612 01:47:41,280 --> 01:47:45,600 What? No, no... 613 01:47:45,800 --> 01:47:49,200 What can an old woman like me teach you? 614 01:47:49,560 --> 01:47:53,520 There are much better cooks on Earth than me. 615 01:47:54,440 --> 01:47:59,800 You cant imagine all the trendy dots and powders they make. 616 01:48:01,520 --> 01:48:05,200 We have enough modern things of our own. 617 01:48:05,640 --> 01:48:12,240 You, Ilmi, possess the ancient culinary wisdom that's been ― 618 01:48:12,320 --> 01:48:19,520 passed down through generations, which the Andromedans have forgotten. 619 01:48:20,840 --> 01:48:24,200 Your food doesn't just fill the stomach ― 620 01:48:24,280 --> 01:48:29,440 it's packed with the energy of pure love. 621 01:48:52,320 --> 01:48:54,320 Alright then, let's go. 622 01:49:45,680 --> 01:49:49,560 "Dear son, I'll come back later. Don't worry. I'm alright." 623 01:49:49,640 --> 01:49:52,200 "I had a guest and he ate your 624 01:49:52,280 --> 01:49:55,840 dinner. Make yourself something. Mom." 625 01:50:46,920 --> 01:50:48,640 Inspired by the short stories 626 01:50:48,720 --> 01:50:51,760 "The Spider" and "The Black Hole" by Armin Kõomägi 627 01:50:51,840 --> 01:50:54,560 and "A Life Worth Living" by Andrus Kivirähk